Protesters called names at Republican Convention

ST. PAUL, Minn. — John McCain's
acceptance speech Thursday night at the Republican National Convention was interrupted a few times by protesters, including one obviously unemployed man holding a sign that said, "You can't win with an occupation."

As the protesters shouted, the crowd tried to drown out their words with chants of "USA, USA!" At least that's how it appeared to the television audience. But one delegate has admitted that he and his friends weren't being patriotic at all.

"People thought we were chanting, 'USA, USA!'" said John Melnick of Philadelphia. "But we were actually yelling, 'You assh—! You assh—!' We weren't happy with those protesters."

The three protesters — one man and two women — were promptly escorted out of the hall by security officers, but not before one of them hurled the ultimate insult at McCain: "You're just like Bush!"

McCain smiled and said to his supporters, "My friends, my dear friends … please, please don't be diverted by the ground noise and the static," showing his many years of experience being interviewed on public radio.

Reporters tried to ask McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds about the protests, but Bounds put his fingers in his ears and chanted, "USA! USA! USA!"

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  1. Hmm… thoughtful one there…..But that is the ultimate insult, only he wont see it in that light

  2. “Don’t listen to the ground noise.” Precious. But it took a special kind of person to replace Bush in my heart. I actually think McCain makes Bush look all ethical…

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