Someone wants to buy my columns! Just received this email:
"I am Mr. Marcus Bradley and i am contacting you to know if you do have columns for sale?I will like you to email me back if you do with the types and prices of the columns you have,I am located in California but have a freight company who will come to your location to pick them to my company in Sweden.Also do you accept credit cards as a form of payment?"
I wrote back: "Dear Mr. Bradley: Thank you for your email. I was excited to receive it, as the market for columns seems to have diminished in recent years. Yes, I do accept Visa and MasterCard. I will print out my columns, so you can load them onto your truck and take them to Sweden. I have both humor columns and serious columns. The humor columns are $10 a piece; the serious columns are a dime a dozen."